Beast Modulus - Everything's Shocking

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Fred (Aka Senor Suave, Aka Fat's Domino, aka Fat Boy) showed up the day Whitney Houston died. He was just this cute little white cat outside our building with what appeared to be a Hitler stache' (Kitler) so I told my now ex-wife there was a cat down stairs she might like and to come check him out. For her it was love at first sight. For me, not so much-he was quite a maniac......
In hind sight I could have named him Bobby Brown but what ev'z...He, unlike Whitney and daughter Bobbi , does not like to hang out in bath tubs for extended amounts of time so it wouldn't have been very applicable anyway.
In time I would attempt to make him more of an in-door cat, deprive him of his testicles, and give him wet food twice a day which has ballooned him up to a sweet 18 lbs. Two wives later, four apartments, tons of destroyed furniture and he's still the same little asshole I picked off the streets some five years ago, just fatter, and maybe a little cooler. Now he's my fat lil' buddy!​

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from Vulgar Display of Purring Presents: New York, released May 31, 2018

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Vulgar Display of Purring New York, New York

Heavy Metal & Cats: The only two things that really matter in this cold, bleak world. We offer compilations of the heaviest, cat-loving bands in every State to benefit a local animal organization in each region. 100% of proceeds go to charity.

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